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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1197 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!