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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8022 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!