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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5432 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!