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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9770 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2855 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!