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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8273 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!