The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6661	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ores Mined:	3594	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Farms Harvested:	500
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Buildings Constructed:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Towns Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
World Lore & Story	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	677

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Items Found:	6086
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mines Excavated:	4420
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyDefenseMinister

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6466
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.