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No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	50
Enchantments Applied:	281	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Legs Up Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are impressed by our players’ flexibility! Join us and witness the amazing acrobatics of our players as they navigate through the world with style and grace. Who needs a horse when you can somersault your way to victory?

Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.

So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	2457	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Hikikomori SMP Gathering 4

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Welcome to our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders.

Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

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Johnny Minecraft is a renowned YouTuber and gamer best known for his Minecraft gameplay videos. With millions of subscribers, Johnny has gained a loyal following for his entertaining and informative content. His creativity and passion for gaming have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineMasters

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Building Adventure PVP Creative Redstone Mods Village Exploration Resource pack Enchantment Farming Crafting Pixel art Minigames Roleplay Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Click the “Add Server” button to open the server information form then copy & paste the IP Address minemasters.ddns.net:15150 in the “Server Address” box then press click on “Done” button.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on MineMasters Network.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Angelic MC

Active players, angelicmc, Community, competitive, Crafters, Cross-Play, Events, Explorers, Features, FRIENDSHIPS, Ip:, Leaderboards, minecraft adventure, minecraft legacy, Player Base, Player Vaults, PvP, Server, Shops, Staff, Survival, Tournaments

Join ANGELIC MC, the #1 Survival Server, and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! With a thriving player base, dedicated staff, and exciting features, our community is the perfect haven for crafters and explorers alike. Enjoy customizable player vaults, shops, and competitive leaderboards, plus regular events and tournaments that will put your skills to the test. Connect with hundreds of active players, forge lasting friendships, and build your Minecraft legacy. Dive into the action today at ip: angelicmc.org and discover your new gaming home!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Troon Map Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible.

We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Towns Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Never Friends Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Antares.lat

Adventure, Antares, Casino, Community, Custom Economy, Economy, floating islands, Fun, Gaming, Interactive, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, online gaming, open pvp, pay to win, proximity chat, PvE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, SKY, Survival, Vanilla, Vip

Join Antares.lat, where survival comes to life with floating islands, an interactive casino, custom economy, and open PvP! With accessible VIP, proximity chat and a world without Pay to Win, your adventure awaits! Are you ready to conquer the sky?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3