The Retconned B-Class Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

This is you Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old single-player Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

2b2t Oceania

Anarchy, Minecraft Anarchy Australia Oceania Community Server Gameplay PVP Survival Crafting Exploration Mods Multiplayer Sandbox Creative Adventure Redstone Building Economy Plugins, Survival

2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Draythor

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𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

Civilization, Competition, death, economic recession, Food, Future, Hindu male rape rats, Hindu rapejeets, Hordes, house for rent, Indians, Jews, judaism, Late, Late stage Judaism, man, Minecraft, open jobs, smp, Stage, White, White Man, white woman

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BareVanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, factions raiding, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, op prison, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

BareVanilla Anarchy

Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

2tools2builders

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2tools2builders (2t2b.org) – The Newest Cracked Crossplay Anarchy Server

Cracked means you can join without a paid Minecraft account, and crossplay means you can join from Bedrock Edition Minecraft.

The server is available for Java 1.17.1+ (stably updated). For Bedrock, unfortunately, support is only for the latest versions (also stably updated).

The server is inspired by 2b2t. We aim to make it as similar to 2b2t as possible in terms of style, plugins, and overall experience.

The server was created and launched on 08.28.2024. 2t2b is hosted and developed by a small team, with baibo78 as the founder and owner.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SonicCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – where Sonic the Hedgehog reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos emeralds, loop-de-loops, and chili dogs galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can race against Sonic himself in a chili dog eating contest. The winner gets a pair of super speed shoes that will make you the fastest miner in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event coming up where you can team up with Knuckles to defeat Dr. Eggman and his army of robotic minions. Rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and unleash a devastating blast of chaos energy on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through the Sonic universe and experience the thrill of speed, the power of friendship, and the joy of collecting shiny rings. See you on the other side, fellow hedgehog enthusiasts!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with outrageous reasons to join!

Join our server and experience the “Chaldea Tam Lin Cup – The Next Generation’s Triumphant Return” event, where you must battle against dragon girls and water margins to claim victory! Don’t miss out on the Morgan Pickup Summon, where you can summon powerful warriors to aid you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Singularity Repair Support Campaign and repair the fabric of time itself. Summon heroes from the First Singularity and watch as they fight by your side in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, join the Halloween Rebellion of 108 and face off against the fearsome Huyan Zhuo in a showdown of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious or be swept away by the dragon girl’s water margin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on insane adventures, summon powerful allies, and conquer the most outrageous challenges you’ve ever faced!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Infinite Chaos

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Welcome to Infinite Chaos!

Dive into a world where unpredictability reigns supreme! Our server offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay, vibrant community interactions, and endless adventures. Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive gamer, there’s something here for everyone.

Features:

Dynamic Events: Experience spontaneous challenges and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Diverse Game Modes: From survival and creative to PvP and role-playing, choose your adventure. Community Driven: Join a friendly and active community that thrives on collaboration and creativity. Custom Content: Explore unique plugins and mods tailored to enhance your experience. Regular Updates: Enjoy frequent updates and new features based on player feedback. Join us in Infinite Chaos, where every moment is a new opportunity for fun and excitement. Are you ready to embrace the chaos?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SignalSMP

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A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be treated like the friggin awesomesauce that you are!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem, we’ve got those too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden realm filled with diamonds the size of your head and mountains made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Chicken of Destiny, who grants wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Goofy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.

But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tectonic

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Tectonic is host to a small player base in which everyone knows everyone for the most part. We have job economy, shops, skill leveling, homes, land claim, among other neat semi-vanilla plugins. We are very much anti-grief on this server, it is not allowed even in wilderness areas.

We have players in both EU and USA primarily, hope to see you soon! (Please note, spawn/voting/crates/rewards still in progress for setup, created this as initial test run, you may still login and start playing though)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

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InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

We are waiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru

Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6