Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Star Shards Collected: 216 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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