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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	1323
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	745900
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

endercraft.my-mc.net

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	110	Buildings Constructed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	58	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	775723

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	173	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	965194	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Votes:	1201

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	139
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Votes:	1042	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Farms Harvested:	811
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9857	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	984906
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ores Mined:	3624	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4638	Dragons Tamed:	7

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

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