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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3437 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 730 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!
Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).
So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!
