The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Astracraft

Arena Pvp, Chestshop, Creative, Custom Items, Fly, Gui Shop, Land Claim, Multiplayer Survival, Player Warps, Quests

Since 2013 Astracraft has gained a loyal following of dedicated people that we just love to call our friends on AstraCraft, we are very different to the main stream servers for one simple fact…. we talk to you and you can talk back! we dont just mute players or troll them! we have a friendly team of adult admins who look after players every need!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hymel Anarchy

Survival, Vanilla

Discover the new Hymel Anarchy minecraft server! As its name suggests, it is a completely anarchic server where there are no laws. You can do your survival, create kingdoms or others on the server with your friends, everything is allowed! Absolutely everything ! Cheat too! Make clan wars! Basically anything you want! I designed this server for you! Fed up with servers with regulations! Here everything is absolutely allowed, and there are no limits! #DoWhatYouWant

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fun Craft Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Fun Craft is back again. This time the server is Survival. You can explore in a completely different world than usual. Protect yourself with impenetrable claims. By playing, you gradually get rankups depending on the time you play. You can also solve quests, bounties, shop in the GUI Shop, have Special Pets, and later your own plot…

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Onlycraft

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: onlycraft.online

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Pines

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our community offers an amazing 1.19 Survival experience in Minecraft. Mcmmo, Skyblock, enhanced land claiming, player warps, shops, + more! A lot of friendly and supportive staff, an active community and an active forum! Come start your greatest adventure yet!

+ Supports 1.19 Gameplay(back compatible) + No Lag Survival Experience + Parkour + Skyblock + Player Shops

IP: pines.silencelen.com Discord: https://discord.gg/ZG2Ufct

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

mnxn

Factions, Parkour, Survival, Towny

a fresh just starting out server of factions/survival join now for endless fun you can admire view build houses or create factions and clans as you grow stronger there are even warps as parkour so what are you waiting for? join now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Veloxmc

Balanced Economy, Custom Biomes, Custom Map, Custom spawn, Skills

Server IP: play.veloxmc.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Project-MC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Project-MC The Minecraft Experience You’ve Been Looking For.

Mission Statement Project-Mc is a refined and well thought minecraft server who’s main focus is, and always has been, the experience of its players. With an administrative team that has over a decade of server running experience, along with a custom plugin developer, Project-MC tries its best to accommodate and actively change the server to best fit the feedback it receives from its players. We find that there is a lack of servers that have a genuine survival experience, without overwhelming players with features and a push to donate to get features you otherwise cannot. We aim to make a community that enjoys the simplicity of survival, but with the joys of multiplayer and creating a community.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Trinity Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Trinity Factions is a 1.8-1.18 Custom Factions Server. You may see this on other servers, however we’re professionally ran and have years of experience in the game. Our servers will not disappoint and we’re confident you will have an amazing experience.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Slade smp

Balanced Economy, Earth, Hardcore, Network

this is a server that is in the making and joinable in the journey with us on the sladesmp. a survival and lifesteal server with many more to come

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3221	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

minecraftservereu

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server eu Is a small server to build a house or building with friends in Survival. What is possible on the server: • Survival + PVP As a new player you will be the first to receive the Rank Guest with a starting amount of €100. With that amount you can buy items for Survival. In the games you can buy kits and other things with game money. You can buy the ranks with sunflowermoney.

In game: • When building a project you can claim an area. • We also have PlayerVaults. Run the command /pv . The numbers differ per Rank. • There is a shop where you can buy anything and everything. • There is also a sell shop to sell items you have too much.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PanemForever

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

PanemForever is a server based on the world of Panem as depicted in the Hunger Games book and movie trilogy. Players choose one of the 12 districts to live in, and can experience fully-immersive roleplay of district life, fight for the Loyalist or Rebel causes with countless custom guns and weapons, complete endless exciting quests and quotas to earn money, compete in the Hunger Games every other Saturday at 1 pm EST which completely replicates the process in the books and movies, explore the 24,000 by 18,000 block continent of post-apocalyptic North America filled with unique animals and monsters, spread their influence across the nation through establishing connections with other players, and much, much more activities for an endless, exciting gameplay experience.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	5803
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hellscape prison

Crates, Factions, MCMMO, Op factions, op prison, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, smp

Hellscape prison is a prison hybrid server that has many cool plugins such as crates and keys, McMMo, 1.8 pvp also allowing players to join from 1.8 – 1.20.

Free ranks Crates and keys Free to play versions 1.8 to 1.20 Free ranks Crates and keys Free to play versions 1.8 to 1.20

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BigBeb

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A fun survival server for everyone! Everybody who joins gets a free cookie. Advanced plug-ins add the safety and protection of our players. A welcoming community for all players who want to join.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LiveToPlay Survival

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We’re back, it’s been a long time since the name LiveToPlay was used as a server name. After a very long break, at some point you get the desire to start a small project again.

Now the time has come for us to start a small but nice project again.

You now have the option to hang out with your friends or with other users. Build your own empire.

Why should you be forced to follow any game principles? Follow if you just feel like building in peace. The The whole thing can be as big and as much as you want.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.