The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Enchantments Applied:	241	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Star Shards Collected:	51	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Star Shards Collected:	208	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	189	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	212883
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3388
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	9650	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	116
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	232

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.