The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	8033	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	2833	Chimeras Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2250	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Towns Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Towns Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Gods Slained:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Star Shards Collected:	114	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8831	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.