The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Potions Brewed:	133	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9817
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	640
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Crops Grown:	1110	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1832	Dragons Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	384269	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6672	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	3284
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Animals Bred:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.