The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	2942

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	8577

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Emeralds Found:	4481
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	148	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2530

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	122
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4616
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ores Mined:	6865
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	114708
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1970
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Animals Bred:	40

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Love Letters Sent:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4134
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	294

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	9662	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!