The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6358
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	289	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
New Chunks Explored:	854395	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	6800	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.