The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4110
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Divine Spears Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1027
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchantments Applied:	130	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchantments Applied:	294
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crops Grown:	7798	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Potions Brewed:	134
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!