The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	6733
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2976
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	190
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crops Grown:	4698
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mines Excavated:	4758	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!