The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8944

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Villages Defended:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Farms Harvested:	704
New Chunks Explored:	204883	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	228673
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	213
Void Gems Collected:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1186
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Star Shards Collected:	150
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mines Excavated:	3864	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9734	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6457	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!