The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Animals Bred:	59	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4887
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	157	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	4902

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Crops Grown:	8487

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8047
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7473	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fade SMP

Economy

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	6999	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”