The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	3906
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	76	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3475	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.