The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7345
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Magic Items Found:	6848
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Animals Bred:	60
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	96

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	3427

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!