The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	6966	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	171

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8716	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8399	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	6956
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5811
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4999	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!