The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7688
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Animals Bred:	137
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Villages Defended:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Items Found:	7418
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dimension Hops:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!