The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	142	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	474218
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2559	Towns Built:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1586	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7459

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!