The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9831	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	95	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Runes Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	14445	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2011	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	New Chunks Explored:	244088
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	126
Farms Harvested:	305	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.