The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Emeralds Found:	8492	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1888	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Items Found:	3538	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ores Mined:	8079
Dragon Eggs Found:	5625	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.