The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2046	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ores Mined:	9638
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7734

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3314	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.