The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	4883
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Items Found:	4253
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PrisonRC

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BmailPvP

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Neuland Server

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Creative Temper

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

McWarDeTeam

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Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mexican Craft

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	284
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5151
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Star Shards Collected:	214	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SkilledCraftSurvival

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	216	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Villages Defended:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KingdomCraft Factions

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dark Vector

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Animals Bred:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	242	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.