The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Yitzy101s Prison Server

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	405	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Outburst Designs

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Novylen

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	140	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4931
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Towns Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	153
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Toro League

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8565
Crops Grown:	7257	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AmishSMP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Emeralds Found:	1111
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BioBroodGaming

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Aethier

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Buxville

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	215382
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.