The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Animals Bred:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShatteredMines – CriticalMC

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP

This is a server dedicated to our players. We are a bungeecord network striving to give you the best experience you will ever have on a server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lightube MC Network

Creative, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Lightube MC Network is a server network based in Sydney, Australia. We have several gamemodes including Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Parkour, and more coming soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Love Letters Sent:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Year4000

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

We are a community based server. Started in May of 2011, at the dawn Minecraft’s popularity. We started as a simple server created for classmates and close friends. We wanted a place where we could build and communicate together. We started with using Bukkit to enhance our game play. Then we decided to become a public server, and this is where the Year4000 started its epic journey. This amazing journey will not end anytime soon. Read More at www.year4000.net/page/history

– Network IP: mc.year4000.net – Website: www.year4000.net

(Updated: 1/22/2014) Up to date version: www.year4000.net/page/about

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Emeralds Found:	700	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ampersand

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Ampersand is a 1.7.2 Minecraft survival server. We have two worlds, survival and creative, where you players can play to their hearts content. The survival world is integrated with the adventure world, so build space isnt too readily available, but we have options for players to teleport from the spawn zone. The difficulty is on hard because we felt that normal was not enough of a challenge for a multiplayer setting. The creative world requires you to pass a test before you can build in it, just contact a server administrator if you think you have what it takes!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Best hub server in Turkey.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RaveCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

RaveCraft is a new Factions/Hardgore raiding/Drug server with Friendly staff. See you there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8045
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Moderncraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival/pvp server with multiple custom plugins that have been designed to allow players to achieve ranks and extra abilities. Here at Moderncraft, players create a community by joining a “job”. There are 10 different job ranks that you can join to earn ingame money and also gain unique special commands that enhance gameplay beyond the standard norm. We use protection zones that allow players to fly within their zone and player built stores. We offer discord voice/chat and have friendly staff. Join today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	1646	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ZombieZone The New MineZ

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

On our server you fight for survival. Zombies do more damage to the player, it is always night, you can run over zombies with cars, you can build a clan base with your clan or a group of players, etc.

We will integrate a lot more into the map and into the functions to give you a good feel.

On the one hand, the map continues to expand and trading posts, new buildings and crash sides are added.

All of this awaits you on ZombieZone, the new DayZ in the Minecraft universe.

We look forward to seeing you 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2824	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

McTheWars

Anarchy, PvP

McTheWars Paintball ———————————————————————————————————- Pure fun. Polite people 🙂 🙂 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	114
Villages Defended:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2871

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cartman2000s Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

Multiple worlds, Main world is a 1.19 world, the guest world is a 1.7 world. The server has been running since december of 2010.

Nice and friendly admins. The server also has griefer protection plugins, Prism, GriefPrevention, and player buildrights(whitelist)

The server uses a form of whitelist in that you will have to ask for build rights to be able to modify stuff on the server. You can either ask an admin on the server if they are on or request that you be given rights on the server’s forum: http://bit.ly/1bwNN89

The world renders are here: http://bit.ly/1lBaKNp

Server Rules: Respect the mods and admins on the server. No harassing other players on the server. No Griefing/Stealing items Get permission before modifying someone else stuff. No hacks like fly, speed hacks or Ore findingx-ray hacks. Try to keep the chat clean while on the server, no racism please.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Daedric Gaming

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Come and join the Daedric gaming crew and have fun on our new server, it is OP (Over Powered) PVP so beware

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mineapolis

Economy, PvE, Survival

Mineapolis is a server for everyone who wants variety. There are tons of plugins that make playing on the server a lot more interesting. Once you have a GS and have played for a while, it is possible to start a project in the creative world. There are a total of 5 worlds (big city, end, nether, small town and the mining world. In the small town you can buy the GS and collect the raw materials in the mining world. In the big city there are tons of high-rise buildings and much more. IMPORTANT: When spawning Read signs (there is important information there). Anyone who has Skype or Teamspeak can write to us and we can talk to each other. There are 3 admins in total (123sebastian, Hussi1111 and IronMetalFlag). We are always happy to help but expect good behavior and friendly interaction. If If someone has problems (e.g. with a player) they can write to us. The players who have been there for a long time can get ranks. The most important thing is that we get players! So that should be enough for now :):D 123sebastian

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Buildings Constructed:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minelink Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Minelink offers a variety of game modes to satisfy your Minecraft addiction. We are a friendly community with full-time custom development and a very active and helpful staff. Be sure to drop by and say hello, the owners are online every day and can be often found casually chatting.

Realize your dreams in a spacious 128×128 plot (or several plots) on our Creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and show off your creations. Vote daily to unlock access to WorldEdit and unleash your full creative potential!

If you’re looking for action, immerse yourself in a world of deception and war, unforgiving and governed by survival of the fittest. Factions is a competitive battlefield full of PVP, raiding, and betrayal. Not many have what it takes to survive in this violent power struggle.

Head over to the Cannon server and test a cannon that you want to use against a base you found on Factions, or test a new idea you had for a base defense, all in creative mode! Vote daily for access to WorldEdit and DispenserTools.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	390	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Terbia

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a survival server with the ability to claim your house so griefers can’t destroy it. Just ask an Admin and they will claim it for you. We can also add other flags such as PvP off, creepers off, a message that people see when you enter all for your region!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Goombaloon Survival Server

Survival

The Goombaloon Minecraft server is an open survival server. We have a free-build domed area available for non-members. Members, VIPs, and above have full access to the entire world. Players can rank up over time based on their time on the server and the level of trust they earn among admins. We are a family-friendly server run by a family. Come play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.