The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PenguinCraft

Factions

PenguinCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Castle Crafters

Mini Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

World84

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

World8-4 is a gaming community, hosting multiple Minecraft Servers on some awesome hardware. Based off creating a friendly community we strive to keep our servers at the highest standards. Every server has a complete Anti-cheating system, including anti-xray and an active team of staff to respond instantly so you’re not left needing help.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Baneshroud

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Baneshroud has been a community since early Minecraft Beta. Across various updates and servers, our community is as strong as ever. You will never find more friendly players in Minecraft. Several towns are openly recruiting players, so feel free to explore and ask around to see what fits your playstyle best.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lindquist Survival

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a survival server with a good protection plugin. Go onto: Website The server is aimed at a mature but friendly community. We have a rollback plugin so griefers can be rolledback and banned. You can rank up by doing the command: /ar check. You can rank up based on how many hours you have played.

1. Novice – default 2. Apprentice – 10 hours 3. Adept – 100 hours 4. Master – 200 hours

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6490
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	278

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OutlawSMP

Buycraft, Customworld, Friendly, Lands, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Playerwarps, Ranks, Shop, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, Towny, Updated, Voterewards

Welcome to OutlawSMP

We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20 and anyone is welcome

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as player warps , Custom map , Griefprevention, and more! ✨

With Semi-VanWe aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn and more …

LandsClaim your land and only give access to people that you trust! This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to help players, and plan features and events with the command /lands

CratesEvery vote gives you a chance to win a crate key that can be opened up at /warp crates! We also have seasonal crates that provide players cool cosmetic items!

CommunityStart a town! Meet new people! Chat with friends! Join in on a community project We want everyone to enjoy their time on OutlawSMP.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.EventsMore than one event will be held monthly. Ideally, we like to hold events at different times of day to try to cover all of the time zones. Although sometimes that isn’t possible, we certainly do try our best!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ISL Network SMP

Clans, Factionsurvival, Survival

Looking for a vanilla/semi-anarchy SMP experience focused around clan warfare?

🔥 Welcome to ISL Network SMP! 🔥

🛡️ Clan-Focused Gameplay: Join or create your own clan and dominate the server with your allies!

⚔️ Semi-Anarchy: With minimal rules and moderation, anything goes – it’s survival of the fittest!

🌍 Vanilla Gameplay: Immerse yourself in the pure Minecraft experience with our vanilla gameplay. No mods, no unnecessary plugins, no BS.

🔥 Clan Tournaments: Engage in intense battles against a random selected clan for in-game prizes.

🎉 Join Our Community: Become part of our thriving Minecraft community.https://discord.gg/R344wACHAjislsmp.apexmc.co

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2738
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

IPOCKETISLAND 1.20+ | SMP – PVP- CUSTOM – BEDROCK SUPPORT

Custom, MCMMO, Nogrief, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, a Unique Smp that ill ensure to keep you entertained for ours we have a chill and friendly community of players and so many events that im sure you guys will love, some of the features this server has is the darkzone which is a mob zone were you can earn rewards, custom enchants, custom economy, grief prevetion, custom mining and fishing and even pvp events for those more daring i hope to see you there!

Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.netBedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132Store: store.ipocketisland.netDiscord: discord.ipocketisland.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Towns Built:	5	Ores Mined:	8400
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	89	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.