The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ShadowXCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

I represent a fantastic, excelling community. We have been public since November 2013, and we are holding strong! ShadowXCraft is a fun, appealing network, featuring:

• A popular 1.7.2-1.8.8 mildly-competitive KITPVP (with a HUGE variety of unique gametypes: BuildUHC, ComboUHC, Soup, Potion, OverPowered, Parkour and Basic!). Two professionally built Free for All arenas, parties, killstreaks and our very own cosmetic plugin are also featured! • A CREATIVE server, supporting 1.7.2-1.10.2 versions! Build and create all your inspirations and ideas, with no absolute limit holding you back! • A popular FACTIONS server, supporting 1.8.9-1.10.2 versions! A new version of Factions is being developed, and will be 1.7.2-1.10.2 compatible! Everything will be completely revamped, to everyone’s liking! A lot of the new features will also be ShadowXCraft-unique! • A peaceful 1.7.2-1.10.2 SURVIVAL server, where you have large, separate plots, all to yourself! Play with other people, and renew your vanilla playstyle! • An engaging PRISON server, supporting 1.8.9-1.10.2! It will soon be redone, just like Factions, and it will bring a whole lot of new features and gameplay! • A fun, interactive MINIGAMES server, where you can enjoy our Minigames, such as BlockHunt, Turfwars, and our custom-coded Mineopoly and Battlezones! • A competitive UHC server, where you can battle to your heart’s content! Health does not naturally regenerate, so you have to rely on golden apples and healing potions to regenerate lost health! There is also a private, HostedUHC server for those who are sponsoring and advertising the server!

Additionally, we have an amazing small community, who will get to know you and help whenever they can! Our staff team also monitor the network, so troublemakers are kept in line! This is a US based network! Website: https://www.shadowxcraft.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	123	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Foxelbox Server

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

The Foxelbox Server is a furry minecraft server owned and maintained by Doridian. It is a nice place for Furries and non-Furries alike to come together and build, explore, and talk to one another.

Features: -Survival World and Creative World, through multiverse. -White-listed Technic Server (FBMP) -A Scenic parkour track consisting of currently six levels -A Spleef Arena -A PvP Arena (Coming Soon)

The server is primarily a build/community server hosting up to 60 players, with a custom main support plugin and a rank system based around player behavior and activity. New players will start off in the survival world as guest rank, and must play on our server regularly with good behavior for a few days before becoming eligible to being ranked up to Regular rank.

For more information, visit our website, or our PMC Page below: http://tinyurl.com/DoridianPMC

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crops Grown:	1074	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	206

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Simple Survival

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simple Survival! We’re all about having fun! There is much to do in Survival! On Simple Survival, You are able to make friends with different players and have a great time.

The rules include no form of raiding, griefing, Respect all players and staff and just have a good time! On this server, the staff are very nice and respectful.

There is a lot of land for you and your friends to live and survive! The possibilities are endless of what you can build or design!

We also have many fun and helpful plugins for you to play around with! We hope you enjoy the server! See you soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	7667	Mines Excavated:	3442

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Samistines Hub

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Free Worldedit and DisguiseCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8623
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Raid

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

First things first, open Minecraft and connect to raid.mcpvp.com There are two Raid servers to support more players, but they are both essentially the same. One is based in the US and the other is based in the EU. By using the main IP, you will get placed in the server in your region.

Once you’ve joined the game, use the command /help to receive a book that goes into detail about everything you need to know. If you’ve never played before, it’s a good idea to read through the first few pages about starting out on the server.

Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Capture The Flag

Mini Games, PvP

Your goal is to capture the enemy’s flag. The enemy’s flag will be on a fence post in or near their base. Break into the enemy’s base and steal their flag. You must now return to your own base and place the enemy’s flag on your team’s fence post. You will not be able capture an enemy’s flag if your own flag is missing. Once you have captured the enemy’s flag the required number of times, you win!

Before each match, there is a one minute waiting period for new players to join. During this waiting period you cannot choose a class or obtain any items, and you are invincible (you can’t die). Feel free to explore the map to get a feel for what you’ll be playing on.

When the game starts, you’ll be randomly assigned a team and teleported to your team’s starting position near your base. Type /help to see a list of classes, and type in the command for the class you choose. You can be: /archer, /assassin, /chemist, /dwarf, /heavy, /medic, /necro, /ninja, /pyro, /soldier, and /mage

You can play in US.MCCTF.COM or EU.MCCTF.COM Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play on it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SieniMaailma.net

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Finnish server. The server contains the following content:

Survival PvP Worlds (RAID) Event world (Spleef,Mobarena,paintball,) Resource world Nether, tms.

Voting on the server will give you 3 diamonds!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nubellis Games MC Server A

PvP, Survival

Our First Nubellis Games Minecraft Server! PvP: On! Mob Griefing: Off! Keep Inventory: On! Difficulty: 1! Chest Lock: On! Set Home: On! Game Mode: Survival!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlanetCraftGames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft network for players with version 1.7 to 15,1

Survival 1.15.2

Survival server based on 1.15.2 version with multiple difficulty mode from EASY, MEDIUM to HARD. But also special 1.14.4 Survival server with many modifications like SlimeFun4 and LuckyBlocks and many many many fun plugins.

We have also Creative and SkyBlock based on 1.14.4 Minecraft version.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HP Craft

Creative, Survival

HP Craft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftersLand Network Servers US

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	106	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineClash

Economy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP

MineClash is a Prison server with unique plugins, cumulative voting rewards, crates, plotmines, and lots of custom content! Come and be part of our awesome community today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nexxus Legion

Economy, Factions, Survival

==================== NEXXUS LEGION ======================

We are a small server. Only about 10 people may join our server at a time. Survival server for fun and socialization.

==================== IN GAME RANKS OF NEXXUS LEGION ======================

—Novice— The obvious new-comer to the server. They MUST register on the forum(http://nexxus.4umotion.com) and make a brief post about themselves to be promoted to Player. Commands Available: /help /msg /home /sethome /spawn

—

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	270	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Craft Unio

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Craft Union

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9236	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

XenonCraftPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Hey Guys This Is Our New Server we are looking for staff and are willing to co-operate with players we are very friendly and love to chat so come join this hardcore raiding server :p also we are open to suggestions such and spawn server plugins and loads of other awesome stuff. Now You Can Vote For A Random Reward Each Time. Its Ranges From Diamonds To Op Swords And Lots Of Other Awesome Prized. We Have A server Shop And Lots Of Great Kits Come Join Today!

Our WorldBorder Limit Is 5000 Blocks

We Have Trade Rooms Now So Theives Cant Steal Your Items

We Also have Mobcash get Money For Killing Your Mobs

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ores Mined:	9454
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.