The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Farms Harvested:	218
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CCEU.EU

PvP

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	82	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SentinelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CRACKED || BUNGEE || 24/7 || 1.17/1.18 || SURVIVAL || LAND CLAIM – GRIEF PREVENTION – TOWNY || MCMMO || LWC || ECONOMY || SKYBLOCK || CAVEBLOCK || MOB ARENA || MINIGAMES

The Sentinelcraft Network is a bungee server that was founded in May 2013. It’s been running for over 8 long years and has grown a mature dedicated community and staff. Our rules are also well defined to make your stay enjoyable, friendly and fun! We don’t support griefing, disrespectful behaviour or raiding other players’ bases.

Here at Sentinelcraft we value the community and do many community driven events such as: Roll on wednesday, Trivia on Friday, and many seasonal events for Easter, Year anniversary, Halloween, Christmas and much more! We also have a Stable Economy thanks to player trading!

We also have a set of plugins that will keep you entertained without making things complicated or influencing your vanilla-like experience.

Each gameplay experience is set on a specific world and a specific server for the sake of those who either want to play together in towns, venture off making their own protected claim or simply just want the challenge of Skyblock or Caveblock. You can check our website for more information — http://www.sentinelcraft.net

Besides the regular servers that contain the survival or skyblock game modes we also have a dedicated resource world with custom generation, Flatgrass (Creative only world) and minigames (MobArena, spleef ..)! Hope you join and have fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crops Grown:	8954
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Begin your journey as a lowly peasant in the great city of OneCraft. Prepare yourself for your forthcoming adventures within the protection of the city. Set off throughout the world to build your empire, crush your enemies and grow your legend.

OneCraft is a professionally run Minecraft server ran on premium hardware with powerful scripts in place to ensure a smooth gaming experience. OneCraft is hosted on a dedicated Linux server; this means you’ll experience a more responsive environment and almost no down-time! We use an array of unique and powerful plugins to allow players to express themselves creatively.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

rooscraft

Factions

ROOS-CRAFT This server contains great ranks and more games: FACHIONS AUTOSCOOTERS ip roosbert..de

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Not Your Normal Minecraft Server

You have got to see it to believe it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Void Gems Collected:	28	Emeralds Found:	5814
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Skelacraft

Creative, Roleplay

– You can world Edit, If you dont know how to we even have a tutorial for you! – Redstone ISN’T disabled, You might say well then your server will lag. Wrong. – If a friend betrays you we can roll your plot back :O – Only you can people you add can build on your plot. – We offer =3= types of plot worlds unlike the normal 1. – We have a Normal plot world, Ender Plot World, And Nether Plot world – We allow you to claim 2 plots! – We are family friendly so chat will be safe! – We have 10 BUILD ranks so you always have a new goal to push for! What we have planned for the future of the server: – REAL money build competitions. If you win a competition you deserve a nice prize 🙂 – We want to add some more roleplay features like pets, etc. – Opening a free build world. Join our server at: 192.99.211.224:25565

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	226388
Secret Passages Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	626
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Crops Grown:	2163
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3650
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Optimus Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Optimus Craft is a unique whitelisted Minecraft Community with a history stretching back more than 4 years. We have always maintained a strict application policy through the website in order to select friendly, social and trustworthy players only. This has created a great player base and an unprecedented atmosphere on both our Forums and Server.

We offer a main Survival (and Building) world along with the Creative World and several lovely minigames. Great Events, Building Contests and projects make Optimus Craft totally worth the shot!

Apply for the Whitelist on optimuscraft.com !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dique MC

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Dique MC is an Argentine server founded on July 31, 2014.

We have created this server with a lot of enthusiasm, love and effort so that together with you we can share many moments of laughter, surprises and new friends.

This server has a Survival World and Skyblock. We have economy, pets, skins for non-premium players and many more things.

We thank you in advance for visiting us and choosing us. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Villages Defended:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CakeMine

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to CakeMine.net! CakeMine is a MiniHub Economy server, featuring Survival, Creative, and Games.

Creative: – Normal terrain, land claiming

Games: – SkyWars – CreeperArena -MobArena

Thanks for taking a look at CakeMine, and we hope to see you on the server earning some ≈Bacons!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NetRox

Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

SkylivePvP – PvP with Style!

SkylivePvP is a Skypvp server with German/English players! There is an event every day at 8 p.m.! The event is different “every day”. We have a cool SkylivePvP team and have a lot of fun on the server!! If you want, you can join us!

Our IP is: SkylivePvP.tekkit.de

Kein Tekkit Server xD sondern Bukkit!!

We would be happy if you came by! 😀

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Animals Bred:	156	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5533	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Epic Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

An Epic Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock.

Connect with the ip: EpicSB.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.