The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	2234

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2191

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	281
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Farms Harvested:	671	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7619	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	208	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Towns Built:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Potions Brewed:	127
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Crops Grown:	6208	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
New Chunks Explored:	994911	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!