The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mondopia

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Mondopia ———————————————————————————- IP: mc.mondopia.eu Server Version: 1.8 bis 1.12 Homepage: www.mondopia.eu Ts3 Server: ts.mondopia.de ———————————————————————————– ▗▘Cityserver▗▘▗▘Skyblockserver▗▘▗▘Creativeserver▗▘ ▗▘Skypvpserver▗▘

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6917

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CakeMC

Vanilla

Offical Minecraft Server of CakeForceUK We need players! We have plugins such as: uCars uPlanes Brewing Deadbolt! Mob Arena Chairs! Beheaded – Get the players head when you kill them! Pets!

We can WorldGuard your builds on request. When you vote, you will be rewarded! 😀

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CreativeCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

CreativeCraft is a creative network with a strong focus on building. Join us as we build our community and move forward into the new year!

Features include:

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LavaNaCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

A 1.15 Minecraft server with survival, skyblock, creative, kitpvp, and much more!

https://www.lavanacraft.com https://www.lavanacraft.com/store https://www.lavanacraft.com/discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Lands of Zara – 24/7 – Town – Games – Arts – DM: Sofetios – Bedrock/MCPE/JAVA Compatible – 1.20.1 – No Whitelist

24×7, Economy, Groups, Nowhitelist, Survival, TOWN, Unique

The Lands of Zara [Semi-vanilla] {Bedrock/Java/MCPE} {No Whitelist} {Unique} {City} {Arts content} {Clans/Groups} {Recent Version} {Dynmap} {Economy}

DISCLAIMER: This is a very new server and I am Newish to running one. The server will continually be in development and grow. It IS playable right now and all. What I mean is it will continue to grow both in features and otherwise. As I am newish to running a server, please be patient with me.—

# **The Lands of Zara**

**About Us**

The Lands of Zara is an unique, fun, and community based server. In this server, imagination is rewarded. Players are encouraged to find new and innovative ways of playing. Whether it be to start a band, make a restaurant, start a newspaper, make a mercenary guild, be a CEO of a merchant company, it is all possible here. What you do in this server is up to you. Think outside the box and try new things. After all, with essence all is possible in The Lands of Zara!

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**Features**

• Different Games (We are not a mini-game server)

• Resource World

• City with buyable/rentable plots

• Encouraged Roleplay

• Some arts based content (Music, Art, Writing, etc.)

• Clans/Guilds/Groups

• NO Donations. Completely Free to play. You get what you earn!

• Own Horses

• Phones!

• Earn Money from Written Books, Art, Music, and more!

• Roleplay Tools!

• Drink Brewing!

• Voting for Small In-game Money!

• Much More!

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**Rules**

• This is a All ages Server. Nothing too inappropriate.

• Use common sense. If it wouldn’t be a good thing to do, don’t do it. So no excessive swearing, no exploiting, no hacking, etc.

• No Mods Allowed (We have a Dynmap for non-advantage areas (city, games world, etc.)

• Portal and spawn camping is not allowed.

• No plagiarism of another’s works. This includes copying someone’s works without permission, selling their works without their permission, using another’s works in a way not intended, etc.

• Be imaginative. A big part of the server is for you to create!—

Community, Contact, and More Information Our main form of communication will be through our discord server. If you need to reach me personally, my Discord name is sofetios . For more in depth information about the server, go to the “⁠in-depth-info” tab of our discord server!

**Discord Server Link:** discord.gg/ZbyNGgG5hp

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**Owner DM:** sofetios

!By connecting to the IP you agree to follow the rules!

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**IP: **51.222.186.192:25576

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CubixCreation

PvE, Survival

CubixCreation: If your reading this, your probabally wondering “What kind of Survival server is this?”. Well I will answer that question. This is a Survival server with a great community, staff that help you, not meaninglessly pubish you, and good fun gameplay! We have custom structures such as a City of the Dead, massive dungeons, and you will find lots of little huts hidden through-out the 5000×5000 world. We of course have GriefPrevention and Essentials, and a permissions managment plugin but thats all! We strive to be as simple as possible. As one member said, “This server is vanilla, with sprinkles!”. If you want more in depth info about the server go to the servers website here: http://www.cubixcreation.weebly.com/ Have fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2004
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Towns Built:	10	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minebrawl

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Hey, you there! Join Minebrawl today, we’ve got loads of fun gamemodes, a great community, active staff, and more!

1) We have the GTA gamemode, an extremely fun game involving guns, shooting, and driving in a large open-world city map!

2) Our staff are online 24/7, ready to assist you with anything you may ever require!

3) Our Prison has an amazing economy and challenging rankup system, but has a helpful and supportive base of players that will assist you in ranking up.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	576624
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FubarPvP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

FubarPvP offers a unique minecraft experience; we focus on the adventure side of minecraft, and pride ourselves in hosting a fun filled world for you to explore and enjoy. There are treasures and secrets hidden around the map for you to search for or stumble upon. We’re unlike other servers, making money isn’t our first priority, our number one goal is to provide a fun and fair server where you and your friends can team up and climb to the top. We have a unique in game ranking system that allows you to accomplish in game feats to earn ranks and rewards such as commands or ingame items. There are two rank paths that you get to choose from at the start. Will you choose Good, or Evil? Each path has it’s own unique rank names and perks. Our staff team is mature, extremely active, and most importantly fair. If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, please stop by and start your journey today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

McMonarch Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

McMonarch is a medium sized community which supports all ages. We maintain the server to be family friendly for younger audiences, while offering areas, such as TeamSpeak3 for our older members to unwind and relax.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MCParks

Creative

McParks is a Minecraft server dedicated to building Theme Parks to scale in Minecraft. We currently have 9 Theme Parks being worked on You can connect to each server by typing /server followed by the server name. Here is the list of servers: /Server WDW = Walt Disney World /Server Creative = Creative/Freebuild /Server DL = Disneyland California /Server USO = Universal Studios Orlando /Server DCL = Disney Cruise Line

We are on 1.7.10

Additional Notes McParks is the biggest ‘Theme Park’ server in all of Minecraft. While many of the parks are growing, they are growing at a very rapid rate. MCParks contains a small but dedicated team of just around ten imagineers. This group of builders lives and breathes themeparks and building in Minecraft. MCParks also contains a team of just around twenty guest relations members. These guys are devoted to helping out each and every guest!

MCParks is proudly recognized by servers such as TheVoxelBox and is proud to call MCParks home to several TVB builders and staff. MCParks has been recognized by Walt Disney Imagineers such as Jason Grandt, one of the leading designers at Walt Disney Imagineering. Over the past year, MCParks has been a proud home to over 15,000 loyal guests and visitors. From one day visits, to everyday drop ins, MCParks is sure to be the place you want to be at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

minecrafters.nl

Mini Games, Survival

minecrafters.nl is 4 years old and every block is made in survival. More than 1 billion blocks have been placed in survival by 60,000 different people. You can buy and sell your own areas, make shops, make teleporters. We have a lot of mini games. And you will learn a lot on our server, such as working together in a team.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	878863
Potions Brewed:	142	Zombie Dances:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Epic-Craft

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour

A server with factions that has guns, jetpacks, cars, the moon, rockets you can use to go to other worlds, custom items, custom recipes, an economy, and Emerald tools. We also have kitpvp with guns and jetpacks, creative with protected plots, and extreme parkour with command blocks.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DantyCraft

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

it has taken 3 days and an all nighter to push the server to release today/tonite!!

hope you guys and gurls like dis server and will be upgraded soon with a new custom ip (dantycraft.net) and upgrade the ram for the server for less lag!

so come and play today and have some phun! —————————————————————- Our currency is Grass Blocks, Markets are Villager Traders, Making a parkour soon, PvP Zone for players who wanna FIGHT, Info list on how to use Skyblock!, Staff who can help with problems!,

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Potions Brewed:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Relic-MC

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Relic-MC is a survival multiplayer server with light role play elements and a dedicated staff committed to making your stay as enjoyable as possible.

Players start shipwrecked on an island, the only memory that they were sent to claim a mysterious relic. Not much is known about it, other than it has great power which could end the ongoing wars. The problem is the relic is sentient and doesn’t want to be found! Band together to survive the changing environment, monsters or even rival groups!

Whether you want to build, fight monsters, search for clues about whats going on or just have a polite conversation with the relic when its awake, you’ll find something interesting on our server.

Features: Working economy, light RP, player influenced plot, races, community events, contests, forums, lottery, ghosts, jail, chest protection MCDungeon, claim protection and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Budder Realms

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

Budder-Realms (also known as MC-Budder or Butter Realms) is a Minecraft server! Budder-Realms has Factions (Factions is like basic survival, but you can claim land and invite other people to your faction, take over people’s land, etc!), but with GUNS! We also have a Creative world if you don’t like to fight. (Creative Worlds, also known as plot worlds are worlds when you can free build cool things on a large area of land. You have creative mode on plot worlds and only you and people you allow can build/destroy.)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!