The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	4098	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mineworlds.eu

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

Mineworlds is a server located in Sweden that focuses on brand new ideas and concepts developed by our own staff team.

With rewarding difficulty in focus, we have developed a brand new way of playing Minecraft. Play with your friends, enemies and face monsters that only gets more difficult the further out you venture.

Create a clan and fight other players in raids or fight monsters together with other players in dungeon instances. Venture away to unseen lands and face monsters you could not believe were possible.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Goacraft

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

The GoaCraft.de server offers standard, of course professional SkyPvP and Survival, as well as Bedwars and soon Ultra 1vs1 – an extremely improved version of the Timolia original! Server IP: GoaCraft.de We also have a website and a Teamspeak with the same domain, you are welcome to take a look there too! Our range: – Rush – Beastmode (from 70 users) – SkyPvP – SkyBlock – SurvivalGames – Survival – 1vs1 (Coming soon) – WitherWars (Coming Soon)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Crime-Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is what the Crime Server offers through the self-programmed modification of Minecraft:

A completely different Minecraft game, playable without mods

Robbing shops, but also other players’ apartments

A variety of different weapons, from the normal sword, to pistols, to machine guns, flamethrowers and grenade throwers,…

Numerous other special items, such as drugs

Chases with police officers – if you fail, you can expect a stay in prison

The opportunity to buy and build your own land, apartments, houses or villas

A 100% self-developed game principle that has been tried and tested since April 1, 2012!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Real Life Minecraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

A pseudo-realistic Minecraft server, complete with towns, trains, and more. In this server you will have endless opportunities from running a town, owning a business, or even running an entire nation! Now, hurry up and get some money saved up, taxes are coming soon! 😀

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Brauvival-Server

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello you block crazy Minecrafters,

Do you love moving blocks or are you more into hunting evil monsters? Do you like meeting other interesting people who have similar interests to you? Do you want to play on what is probably the oldest German Minecraft server? Then you are exactly right with us. Just visit our Brauvival server at the address: s.minecraft.name

You can find more information about us here:

TeamSpeak3: ts.minecraft.name Homepage: www.worldofminecraft.de Forum: www.minecraft-forum.de Livemap: http://map.minecraft.name/bdh

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TerrorCraft Modsauce

Towny

Brand new HermitCraft Modsauce server! The HermitCraft Modsauce modpack can be found on the Atlauncher. We need staff, and builders to help out on the server. Please, come join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Earth2Luke Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is still being constructed at the moment, but we welcome anyone and everyone to join now! Were not exactly looking for staff members, but you can purchase admin/op rights on all of our game servers, including Minecraft on our website.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dimension Hops:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Z Server SMP

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Z SERVER SMP [Proudly Online 9+ Years] [75+ Plugins] [No-Whitelist] [Dedicated 256GB of RAM, Intel Xeon 16c/32t]

Z Server SMP is a Minecraft server that strives to be the best of the best. You can build where ever you like while following the rules. We have towns to build in to have a close active community. We are a amazing server with a nice community and awesome looking map. If you have any other questions ask.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Dragons Tamed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

Welcome To SkyVerse We Are A New Under Development Hub Server Ready To Excite You And Make You Happy We Got Tons Of MInigames Factions Prison Skyblock Even Creative And Many More Hope You Will Enjoy

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OPClash

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wishcraft

Survival

This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hawknet SMP

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Obsidian

PvE, Vanilla

We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	5471
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ArmedMCPrison

Prison

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SonoraBuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Emeralds Found:	6028
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.