The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GoodGames

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Potions Brewed:	55	Players Killed by Monsters:	5934
Love Letters Sent:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

iCarey.net Survival

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Our goal is to keep this server as close to vanilla as possible. However in a world like we live in there is always at least one bad apple. So we have added LWC to lock chests, Core Protect to see “who dun it” or rollback damages, and Dynmap.

This server is on hard difficulty. There are no “OPS or Admins” with the power to use any commands other than /kick, /tempban, Core Protect and LWC admin functionality. Those few people are a small group of a select few. We expect everything to be legit.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GamesJap

Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Hello everyone, today I bring you a Non-premium server. The server has 0 lag. The server has been open for more than 1 year and has had many Minigames. It is a very fun server. We want you to enter the server to play with us and have fun with us =D IP: mc.gamesjap.eu. For now we have only put Skywars, Survival and HG. Come in, we are waiting for you =)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BullsEyePvP

Economy, Factions

On this minecraft PvP factions server there is loyal admins and owners that can help you with anything. Also if you are looking for a server with cheap ranks come to this server and have a good time interacting with the staff.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2256
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lone wolves

Factions

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineChill Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

HEY – We have custom enchants, custom token types, pvp, kits, crates, parkour, plots all done in our own fashion. Amazing builds: our pvp map is our favourite! Ore-trees, exploding sheep, luckyblocks and backpacks (with configurable preferences) – plus so much more. Join now at play.minechill.net for a friendly prison community that’s been around for 7 years!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mines Excavated:	2679	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Animals Bred:	151	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7339	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TownyMadness

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Great new server that offers all the things you have been looking for: -Admin Shop -Voting rewards (diamonds) -Wild PvP -mcMMO -Great fair Staff The towny experience you have been looking for, we are new so we are open to new plug ins and new ideas.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	9496
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

McRevival

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Welcome to McRevival.com !!! We’re a new factions server with more coming soon! We have MCMMO and Economy, and up for any suggestions to make the server as best as possible.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

M4Play

Creative, PvP

A new minecraft server network that connects creative server with a new type of guns servers and add a no lag factor with custom coded plugins to make your gameplay the most enjoyable as possible

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Survival Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Survival Skyblock is a Survival based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Updated to Minecraft 1.8.* Massive 200×200 Island Plots Custom Island Schematics Create your very own island and invite friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Treehome

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome! Treehome is a humble server owned by two brothers in a small town in Mississippi. We boast dedicated and experienced administration, an amazing community, a new 1.9 map, 1.9 grief protection, and consistent backups.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PixelMania

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

– Gyms (Coming soon after poll on website is complete) – Auto-Rankups (After a certain amount of time played on the server you will receive a rank) – Jobs (Work for money) – Point System (Vote for points and spend it on items) – Name That Pokemon Chat minigame (Coming soon the plugin is custom and still is in development) – Bikes (A Horse that you have access to /Bike) – Grief Prevention (Protect all of your builds with a golden shovel) How do I install PixelMon 3.5.1? First you have to download forge: Forge 1.7.10: http://goo.gl/bSZxDB After you’ve installed forge run it on minecraft and then close out of minecraft. Download the Pixelmon mod Pixelmon Mod: http://pixelmonmod.com/ ( Download Pixelmon 3.5.1) After downloading the Pixelmon mod go to your %appdata% -> .minecraft -> mods Once in your mods folder drag the pixelmon mod into the folder and run Minecraft forge 1.7.10

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PigParty

Creative

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gatucraft

PvP, Skywars

Welcome to our WIP server for Gatucraft.com!

We have some things to fix, but the server is working!

We have:

A exclusive PVP versión of our map Gaturro´s Room

We have 4 SkyWars maps from the PlanetMinecraft community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pirate Seas

Factions, PvP

Pirate Seas is live action, open world, sandbox minecraft server. Players construct and sail they’re very own ships, muster a crew, and explore the seas of adventure and treasure. Loot islands for plunder and goods, trade at various ports for gold to feed your desires. Claim the sea as your own, rein terror among other pirates and construct forts to protect what is yours. Raid npc trade caravans. Discover ancient ruins and learn of ultimate treasures. But keep in mind lad, we are not alone, dark forces are on the rise, rumors of the Skeleton King at large have been all around, Captain Brutus and his ghost crew have also been heard to be sailing the seas once again. The possibilities are endless and the action infinant, all in the world of Pirate Seas, The Adventure Awaits You! Join us now @ play.pirateseas.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	78

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.