The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Infamous Servers

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Hello i am Bim63743 Owner Of Infamous-Servers We Are a New Server Series And Would Love to see you as A Part of us We Offer. -Skyblock -Creative -Survival -Hungergames -TNTRUN -And Much Much More

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	7086
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2688
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ithinkroks minecraft server

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

A 24/7 server that offers factions, money and a fun way to play with your friends! Come and use are huge shops with lots of things to buy. Work as a team or on your own with the use of factions!

Are server also has different (old) worlds that you can look at. See what old players, and current, have created in the past!

I hope you enjoy the sever and bring your friends to play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

North-Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the North-Craft network, where we strive to bring you the best Minecraft community around. We achieve this by having all of our servers whitelisted, having an amazing staff team, and by running No-Griefing / No-PvP friendly servers.

We have been up and running since 2012, and have recently become a network with the following servers: – Survival (whitelisted) – Skyblock (unwhitelisted) – Creative (unwhitelisted) – Prison (Coming Soon)

We average around 20 players online at peak per day. Our long term goal is to have 4-5 active servers while still maintaining a good community. If this sounds interesting to you, come check it out.

IP: vanilla.north-craft.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineSplit Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineSplit is currently OP Factions. Some of our features include:

[+] Very well configured [+] Custom [+] Rankings [+] 4 Daily KOTHs [+] Events [+] Airdrops [+] Coinflip [+] Jackpot [+] Cosmic Custom Enchantments [+] Weekly updates

Store: http://store.minesplit.com Discord: http://discord.minesplit.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	145	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Gravity Prison

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

Gravity Prison is an amazing OP Prison server and its one of the best. We have the best plugins for a OP Prison server and the owner is always adding more. The players and staff are very friendly and would make you have the greatest time on this server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BuildCreek

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

A server that has Town, Creative, Creative Plots, and much more! just join to see! then you might see me you could be staff you need to join for that this is why this is the server of your dreams!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SpiralPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

SpiralPvP is an advanced faction server built on the foundation of Raiding, McMMO, and Economy. As a ranked server, we have full support for kits, prefixes, permissions, as well as unique abilities. With a great staff team and epic players, we hope to see you join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MINR

Hardcore, Parkour, Vanilla

This server specializes in it’s unique system. You start off as White rank, and level up as follows: 1. To obtain Blue, get 20 points from completing maps. Blue gains rights to the HC (Hard-Core) system and a blue name. 2. To obtain Green, beat 10 maps in the HC system. Easier said than done. Green gives the right to build and explore the survival world, as well as a green name You get to explore a diverse range of maps, and be on the oldest server map in the world. You can also take a spin at the Museum to see cool builds. To start, go through the building, read the FAQ, and right click the FFA (Free For All) sign at the end of it. Your journey awaits!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5510	Star Shards Collected:	283
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GanfyCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

We are a family orientated server and try to give the best experience to all players young or old. We hope you enjoy your time on our server, there is lots for everyone to do and we aim to please even the most hardcore Minecrafter.

We have several worlds for your enjoyment with more coming soon, so far we have, good old Survival,minecraft the original way, we have Plotworld for the creative players, there is SkyBlock for those who like a challenge and SkyGrid for those that like Minecraft a bit extreme.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	258	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

15 Minecraft Party

Mini Games

Hello welcome to MInecraft Party! We have many mini-games and other fun and amazing things! You can also earn coins from these games! We have over 10+ minigames for you to play! Enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7491
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dissident Powers

PvE, Survival

Dissident Powers is a survival server customized with several unique plugins made by the developers. Stop by and see them in action!

Our Custom Content: Unique quests that grant you special ingame items. Custom loot drops that change the way you play survival. Passive abilities that enhance your characters attributes. Pets that follow you and can be leveled up! A regenerating Mining World.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lets Tango

Creative, Factions, Raiding

[ Bending ] [ Factions ] [ 1.8 ] [ mcMMO ] [ PlotMe ] [ …And more! ]

Let’s Tango offers not only an enjoyable community, but a multitude of features to partake in. You could create a faction in the wild to battle against other players, Perhaps bend one of the four elements ( or block chi to demolish them! ), Maybe become the top player in mining with mcMMO, Or even build to your heart’s content in some creative plots! Whatever your choice may be, there’s a little something for most everyone to enjoy. We hope to see you on the server soon! (:

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4277
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineOz Mc

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

WE ARE LOOKING FOR ADMINS, MODS AND PLAYERS

MineOz is a new and exciting Australian Server. We are always adding new and exciting plugins and features to all our servers. One of the cheapest Minecraft servers that are in existence that has many features to test you in skills and test you as a builder.

Although a new server this is by far one of the most exciting.

Our server is currently hosting a Survival Server, Creative Server, Games (minigames) Server, Skyblock Server and most recently a SkyWars Server.

In Survival you have many fun options, such as Jobs where you can earn in game money, there is even a player market that allows you to rent a shop or even buy a house already built. There are many different and fun plugins associated with all of our servers that makes MineOz really fun.

We are constantly looking for talented server admins that would like to earn a few dollars as the server grown. If you think you are able to assist in the running and upkeep of MineOz then please head to our website at www.mineoz.com and apply.

Join Us today

http://www.mineoz.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Xeonix

Factions

I need help to build, Its allow to raid and much things and yes. We need help to build and apply for staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fab Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Spigot server, often updated: SMP, Creative, Factions, Slimefun, Minigames and much more! Owner’s usually around, ask away for help ^_^ This server has been made to be a friendly and fun place to stay. Staff and players find themselves with a mix of cool features, tools, serenity and helpfulness. As you can see from the Trailer, our community also revolves around a MC Classic server (“Fab’s Server” at http://classicube.net). I wish you the most fun! – Fab 😀

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.