The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

uismine

MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

Vote daily at server lists for rewards! Visit the links below and enter your Minecraft username to vote. Remember to be online on the server where you want to receive the rewards when voting.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MedievalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MedievalMC is a unique Minecraft Survival experience, compatible with version 1.20+ and Bedrock edition. Players can explore an expansive feature filled world, with custom textures/models, dungeons, warzone, darkzone, pets, items, crafting, mobs and a range of features that set it apart from other servers. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, our server offers endless opportunities for fun and excitement. Join us and see for yourself what sets us apart from the rest!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CivMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

CivMC is a Minecraft Civilization Server, where gameplay intertwines with politics, economy, diplomacy, and history. It is the latest ‘civ’ server in a decade-long line of servers.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dragon Craft Super

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Our Dragon Block C server is designed to resemble a normal Minecraft survival experience as much as possible, but with Dragon Block mod. This means there is a restriction on commands like ‘/tpa’ and warps, with a limited amount of /home(s). At first glance, this doesn’t sound very good, but when you play in out server and indulge yourself into our community, train and make new friends and fight for survival, you will realize that our server provides an experience which you can’t get anywhere else.

Some Features

– It is cracked so anyone can play, even without owning Minecraft – It has a fun advancement system where when you reach certain Battle Power (BP), you can get a new “rank” (Evil ranks and Good Ranks) – Armourers Workshop mod – A cool bounty system – Player owned shops – Factions – Voting – No P2W Mega Download: https://mega.nz/#F!Lp12AD!BMQWbw7LBgfb9wSPke6XYQ Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/mDbG9M4

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8703
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JourneyGaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We are a Minecraft server dedicated to our community!

Come on down to experience custom, community-influenced fun in the following gamemodes: – Skyblock – Towny & Survival – Creative – Prison – Pixelmon

Version: 1.8 -> 1.19.3

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeCrystal

Pixelmon

Servidor pixelmon pokecrystal { Come and see our Pixelmon 8.4.3 server Events every day Draws Tournaments and much more

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Allay SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Step into Allay SMP, where a serene survival community awaits. Embrace the tranquility or opt for the thrill with our optional PvP and war system. Claim your own lands and, if you dare, engage in strategic conflicts for territorial dominance. Discover the perfect balance between peace and excitement on our server dedicated to fostering a harmonious community while offering the choice of engaging in PvP and wars. Welcome to Allay SMP – where your journey unfolds at your own pace.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rede Terra Nova

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

– Server created in 1.20!! (All versions from 1.18 onwards!) – Survival JAVA and BEDROCK on the same map. – 100% free server without p2w and without VIPs – Clan systems – Terrain protection – Job system (earn by mining, killing mobs, farming) – Bedwars, parkour and other integrated minigames – Map with new villages, temple biomes and challenges

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hylands Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Bedrock Compatible! Port: 25708 Hylands is a server for the community. Our goal is to create the best server for you with features that you want, the support you expect, and an experience you deserve. We offer not just survival but an immense experience with many different things to do! Super In-depth Survival – Daily Rewards – Quests – Jobs – Playershops – Auction House – Player Warps – Land Claims – Chat Games We offer so much more than what’s listed! Come check out us out! We run on the latest version We have active staff members always ready to help

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Punchers

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to Pixel Punchers! Join us for fun games and a great community!

Discord: pixelpunchers.net/discord IP: play.pixelpunchers.net Links Page: liinks.co/pixelpunchers

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have survival, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Teldaria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Teldaria!

Teldaria is a Survival RPG, Minecraft Experience. Dive into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, custom monsters, custom gear and extraordinary treasures!!

This Discord is a place where the community can interact with each other, as well as communicate with our staff easily. If you need assistance, be sure to let a staff member know! Feel free to ask any questions in ⁠general or seek a staff members help in ⁠support-archived!

Thank you so much for choosing our server, and we hope you enjoy your stay here in Teldaria! Server IP: play.teldaria.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vanilla Vista

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Now on 1.20.1

Welcome to Vanilla Vista, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that provides an authentic survival server experience. Our SMP community is dedicated to providing a fun and friendly environment where players can explore, build, and interact with each other. With our land-claiming plugin, you can rest assured that there is no griefing and that your creations will remain safe.

At Vanilla Vista, we believe in maintaining the true essence of Minecraft while still offering a few helpful plugins to enhance gameplay. Our goal is to provide an experience that captures the spirit of Minecraft’s survival server gameplay.

Join us now and start your adventure in our brand-new world! Whether you are a seasoned player or new to the game, our community welcomes you to come and explore what our semi-vanilla Minecraft server has to offer.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FlightSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FlightSMP

FlightSMP is a semi-vanilla survival server that allows anyone to play. We are new and are constantly changing. We don’t tolerate griefers, stealers, or hackers.

We are a small smp with many plugins such as: TreeFeller – trees break from one block Grief Prevention – your buildings will stay safe from griefers Silk Spawners – you can mine spawners with a silk touch pickaxe

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minerel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Minerel is a premium and cracked network providing a mixture of casual and competitive games.

Some gamemodes: – Prison – Lifesteal – Practice – BoxPVP

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Volatik Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Tired of playing boring survivals? We are your salvation!

IP: volatik.net (1.8 a 1.17)

Store: https://tienda.volatik.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.