The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ethercraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Ethercraft: A refreshing, immersive experience in Minecraft. Enjoy the classic plugins you love like Towny, McMMO, and Essentials, then prepare for stunning new features like custom tools and armor, mythical races to choose between, and a thrilling RPG adventure.

In this open-world server, you decide how to play Ethercraft. Want to climb up the ranks and boast your power? Collect every custom item in the game? Save towns from evil villains? The options are limitless.

You’ll join a server with a welcoming community, friendly competition across the ranks, and a responsive staff team. We have a seamless ticket system, a suggestion forum on our discord, and other helpful resources on our website: https://ethercraft.net/.

Key Features:

Towny and Golden Shovel Claims, Races, Custom Items, Story Quests, Fishing Competitions, Levelling System

See you there! IP: play.ethercraft.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Azundor Network

Creative, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Founded by college engineers, the Azundor Network is opening up its doors to the public! We are a fun-loving group trying to create a good player experience for fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. We are a caring and friendly community that is looking to add regulars to our group. Our staff team continuously improves the server hosting events regularly and is always open to helping with problems and receiving player feedback. Our main gamemode is survival, but we offer other games as well.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OverSizeNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

A Swedish minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes that you can play and explore! We have everything from the heated Factions to the more calm Creative game mode.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FlameMC

LifeSteal, PvP

FlameMC is the minecraft lifesteal server of india it is one of the most good minecraft lifesteal network that has a lot of features and it is also cracked anyone can join using java editon , bedrock editon or anything!

It has all features that a premium server should has and a good hardware & latency power is in the server!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ConwyMC

KitPvP, PvP

WAR… Team vs Team PvP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist. There is no need to sign up, just log in and fight!

Image: https://i.imgur.com/kTXAWUn.jpg

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VioletsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VioletsMC is a seasoned Minecraft Survival server that accepts and welcomes everyone who wants to join. Features include sethomes, crates, hats, changeable weather, and a whole bunch more. Ranks, crate keys, and name tags are also available and can all be bought from the VioletsMC SMP servers online store. Join today and be a part of this wonderfully special community!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Potato

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

On Potato Anarchy, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rainimator SMP

PvE, PvP, Towny

Welcome to our dynamic Minecraft server! Experience a blend of Towny, skills, jobs, PvE, and PvP gameplay. Build your own town, master skills, and take on epic PvE quests. Challenge other players in exhilarating PvP battles. Join our vibrant community and start your adventure today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Farms Harvested:	569

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SimpPixel Network

Economy, Survival

Welcome to SimpPixel, our SMP Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a community-driven server. Enjoy a tight-knit community, active staff, and take part in key decisions shaping the server’s future, with polls and suggestions. Join SimpPixel for a for fun time and to meet new friends and make lasting memories!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1064	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PitbullMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We welcome you to the PitbullMC Community! We leave you a little information about the server so that you can be part of our beautiful community

JAVA v1.20: play.pitbullmc.net BEDROCK: bd.pitbullmc.net PUERTO: 19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Equestrifun IV

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Equestrifun is a large equestrian minecraft server, teaching people of any age, any gender, and anywhere in the world everything to do with equines. We give everyone the chance to be whatever or whoever they want to be, regardless of experience. Want to be a farrier? Sure! A professional rider? Absolutely! A barn owner? Definitely!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SpinelCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Java and Bedrock server port (BEDROCK) 19132, Clan War, Economy, PvP, PvE and Warps

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

hispagamers

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, a unique place where we relive the essence of the game’s origins. We are proud to present you with a nostalgic experience in version 1.8, a choice that allows us to enjoy the authentic old PvP that we are so passionate about. We know that PvP has changed since version 1.9 and we want to preserve the essence and excitement of battles in their original form.

In our community, you will find a team of active, friendly staff always willing to help. We’re here to make sure your time on the server is as enjoyable as possible. If you have any questions or problems, our team will be happy to assist you and provide you with the assistance you need.

In addition to the authenticity of version 1.8, we offer a wide range of exciting events to keep your experience constantly moving. Whether you like to compete in King of the Hill (KOTHs), take on challenging bosses, or participate in other activities, you’ll never be short of opportunities to explore new adventures.

Our server is not only about PvP and events. We’ve also created a welcoming community environment, where players of different backgrounds and abilities come together to share their passion for Minecraft. Here, you’ll be able to make new friends, form teams, and enjoy camaraderie with other gaming enthusiasts.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Farms Harvested:	550
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	416146

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OrdiCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here are some of the amazing features you will find on our server:

1 An incredible virtual store so you can purchase everything you need to survive and prosper in this world full of challenges. 2 A trading area where you can exchange items with other players and strengthen your team. 3 special Crates that will give you the opportunity to obtain unique and exciting rewards. 4 No less than 16 new kits available for each rank! Each one with special skills and tools that will help you on your journey. 5 A clan system so you can join other players, form alliances and conquer the world together. 6 A raking system that will allow you to advance and obtain exclusive benefits as you progress in the game. 7 Strategic Warps that will take you to different important locations on the server in the blink of an eye. 8 Mineral protections to secure your precious possessions and prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. 9 New custom bosses that will challenge your combat skills and reward you with valuable treasures. 10 Compatibility from version 1.8 to 1.20.x! You will be able to enjoy all these features without worrying about the version of the game you are using.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9815	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MudMC

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MudMC is the best SMP & civilization events server! Owned by your favorite youtuber, Mud Flaps

JAVA & BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

Java & Bedrock » mudmc.net Bedrock Port » 19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.