The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GlacialRealms

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Note: GlacialRealms has recently been taken over by TheJackLC and AMinecraftDev, in this time we’ve developed over one hundred custom and unique plugins for GlacialRealms.

GlacialRealms is home to tens of thousands of Warriors that are training hard every day to become a Champion in this network packed server.

We feature various weekly events, staff interaction gatherings, weekly new content, Skyblock, Factions, Cannon, OP Prison, RP Creative, KitMap and servers that are always up to date. Glacial is a place where the Staff care about your individualised experience and work hard to improve the server based on what the community wants.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blastmc asia

Adventure, Discord, Land Claim, Pixelmon, Slimefun, Towny, Vote Rewards

BLASTMC Asia is an idea by a group of friends in the Philippines who are dedicated to playing Minecraft. Our goal is to be the Top Minecraft Server in Asia by giving a new generation of Minecraft players a safe place to play and home to make memories.

We offer tons of fun in our Pixelmon Server with:

1. Kind Community 2. Memes 3. Custom Textured Pokemon 4. Player Ranks 5. Daily Rewards 6. Balanced economy 7. Grind to become top 8. Friendly Staff 9. Play to chill

and much more. Join now! IP: blastmcasia.modded.fun java version: 1.16.5

BLASTMC “Let’s Play Minecraft with a blast!”

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Clapity-Pixelmon

Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Clapity-Pixelmon is part of the Clapity Network ! With various activity like services-sharing, gaming and fun talk, we aim to provide a cool and clean Pixelmon experience to our players !

We offer numerous features, such as : – A Custom Story-line ! – Legendaries ! – Regular Events ! – Custom Gyms ! – A fun way to level up ! – Rewards for your votes !

And much more !

So come see us at http://mc.clapity.eu

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SystemX

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome To SystemX SystemX is a server owned and ran by 2 people myself saelman and my coworker gmanrocks. we have and are still putting hours and hours into the server. we have just added a ZombieWorld. this world works almost as its own SERVER. running completely different from the main worlds. THEY ARE DIFFERENT DIFFERENT RANK We are a survival server with essentials. mcmmo and much more. Me and my coworker really do enjoy doing this. and making the best and most unique server we can think of. testing every idea. adding new things all the time. working hard day by day by bay. We would LOVE. and i mean LOVE to see you on the server. 192.99.231.5 If you think there is anything on this server that may interest you. join come hang. cause we love each player that joins. WE DO NOT NEED STAFF 192.99.231.5 Saelman Out *Mic Drop*

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cloudy heroes

Modded

This is the official server for the Fisk’s Superheroes mod!

Log on now and explore your wildest imaginations, obtain your favourite superhero suits and fight players, compete in the economy, and so much more!

Join our discord at discord.gg/cloudygaming

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	69

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Templex

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Templex! We have an amazing community to help you have an amazing Vanilla experience!

We are a PURE vanilla Minecraft server! This means NO plugins, NO cracked snapshots, and ALWAYS up to date!

Hope to see you there! – The Admin Team

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minewhite

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Minewhite is a french survival server. The pvp is off. Join us now! We have a teamspeak IP: minewhite.fr

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blotcraft network

Balanced Economy, Economy, Factions, Ffa, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

V-Gamez

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Our server is basically just a mixture of Survival and Mini-Games! We hope you have fun, and enjoy! The Owner is TheTntExplosion, and the Co-Owner is joeyjoe826. We have a two PvP Arenas; One for 1v1 duels and one for just server PvP. We have a lot of different types of mini-games to choose from- Mob Arena, Spleef, Capture The Flag, Cookie Slap, and so much more.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

epichub

FTB

modded ftb infinity evolved server with plugins please come on in and have fun with minecraft loving people 😀

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Villalocura network

Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, a world full of fun and challenges waiting for you! Immerse yourself in the excitement of PvP in our BedWars mode, where strategy and skill are key to victory.

Explore our survival mode where the adventure never ends. Build, explore and face dangers in a challenging environment.

Embark on a unique experience in our SkyBlock and OneBlock modes, where creativity and survival merge on floating islands and unique challenges.

Join the community, team up with friends and compete to reach the top of the leaderboards. Get ready for an unmatched adventure on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Millenium server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Come and play in one of the best server! Join our growing community at www.milleniumservers.ovh! Have fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Swepixel

Economy, Survival

Welcome to SwePixel We are a Swedish minecraft server since 2016-06-22. We adapt the game environment to our players and take part player improvement tips. We build the server in the old style.

Our types of servers: Survival and Prison

Welcome in!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ratonii network

Ratonii Network is more than just a Romanian Minecraft server, it is a vibrant community that offers gaming experiences on Java and Bedrock Edition versions. We are constantly striving to bring great gameplay and create a friendly and enjoyable atmosphere for all our passionate players.Our dedicated team of developers and moderators ensure that our server is always updated with the latest features and that the rules are fully respected. We place great emphasis on community and encourage players to get involved and participate in events, contests and fun activities organized by us.Come and join the Ratonii Network community today and be part of an epic adventure in the world of Minecraft. Let’s explore together and create unforgettable memories in a safe and friendly environment.

IP Server: mc.ratonii.ro

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	47

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

iNSaNiTYSkies

Economy, Skyblock

iNSaNiTY Skyblock has a shop with economy, economy is based around crop farms and mob farms. Voting gives you an extra advantage over other players and can help you start off. It is 1.10.2 and is not a hybrid with 1.8.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.