The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Citycraft smp

Antigrief, Custom Gamemodes, Custom MiniGames, Economy, family friendly, Payouts, Survival, Teams, Youtubers

Coming In December:Build roads using the all new Transportation Node!Start a Lumber Mill and get paid for logging!Build housing and make revenue!

IP: play.citycraftmc.comJava, Windows, and Mobile.

CityCraft SMP Features:

Coming – Pave Your Path to Profit: Establish a singular route or weave a vast network of roads. Attract players with shops and sights, and earn silver for every traveler on your thoroughfare! Lay 3 stone blocks side-by-side to unlock the Transportation Node.

Anti-Cheat, Anti-Grief: Enjoy gameplay in a realm of fairness and respect. Our cutting-edge anti-cheat system and diligent moderation team promise a rewarding and positive experience.

Land Claims and Build Protection: Ensure your architectural marvels remain pristine. With our land claim mechanics, you’re assured your creations stay intact.

Player Shops: Establish your marketplace, negotiate with fellow players, and amass wealth. Trade essential resources, unique items, and more, carving a name as the server’s top merchant.

Economy: Dive into a thriving economy where players can earn, trade, and splurge on prized assets. Flex your entrepreneurial muscles and see your fortunes soar.

Leaderboard Legends: Stand out and become a legend! Rise to the top of our Hardcore Mode leaderboard and earn bragging rights as one of CityCraft’s finest. (Command `/ferocia`)

Community:

CityCraft SMP is home to a vibrant and friendly community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Forge lasting friendships, collaborate on ambitious projects, and join in on exciting events and tournaments.

Join CityCraft SMP today (play.citycraftmc.com) and take your city building to the next level.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ali-ACraft Network

Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Ali-ACraft Network (1.8+)

Welcome to Ali-ACraft, the official server of famous Youtuber, Ali-A! We’re a hub server with unique features, gamemodes, and a welcoming community! Our server is 99% lag-free, has friendly staff, and is constantly updated with new features to ensure players always enjoy the network, experiencing all the features we have to offer.

We hope to see you soon! – Ali-A Army

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	249

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CandyKings

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

CandyKings is a candy-themed server dedicated to bringing you the best experience possible! We aim to offer you an unique experience whilst maintaining a fun and balanced atmosphere for everyone!

Candy ON Prison PVP Survival Balanced Economy

Play Today! IP: play.candykings.net Store: http://store.candykings.net/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Purple ore mc

Avatar, Bending, Horse, Kingdom, Mining, Modded, Peaceful, Potpvp, The Bridge, Uhc

PurpleOre is a new Minecraft network consisting of great content and many different gamemodes for you to enjoy! We also offer free ranks! Be sure to claim your free rank today by typing /freerank in-game!

Our staff and players are always welcoming to any and all newcomers so don’t be shy <3

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InfinitePixel

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP

Welcome to InfinitePixel! lnfinitePixel is a friendly server with fun staff. It has MCmmo & Factions! We also have Custom Enchantments,Economy,and other cool plugins. This server is in need of staff and is running Spigot 1.10. We are currently Minigames.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Keaths-Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Keaths-Network is a network of friendly people that like to play games and chill. If you would like to come be apart of this fun and join our growing network. Join us and have fun. we are currently working on the economy. Vivecraft for VR Minecraft ver – 1.16.2 Cheating – yes as long as you do not effect other people Survival – yes Creative – yes Nether – yes End – yes pvp – no

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	835	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Op blocks

Casino, Chat, Discord, FACTORY, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Horse, Medieval, Obby, Youtubers

PurpleOre is an OG Minecraft network consisting of great content and many different gamemodes for you to enjoy! We also offer free ranks! Be sure to claim your free rank today by typing /freerank in-game!

Our staff and players are always welcoming to any and all newcomers so don’t be shy <3

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mythria

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

The world of Mythria awaits you. It is a magical land filled with complexity and beauty. Choose your race, name, age, and skills in this epic RP-PVP Minecraft server. You will face dangerous challenges, and experience fear as you protect the most important thing, your life and the lives of those you love. You can choose to live a simple life, or rise through the ranks of power. Will you be a benevolent king? A simple farmer? Or will you be a wandering thief. All these choices and more a possible in Mythria.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	4746	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockoutMC

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

BlockoutMC is a death-match free for all player vs. player type server. Your goal is to kill players, earn nuggets as money, and buy better gear. You will also be able to enchant the gear you have purchased. EXP dispensers and enchantment tables are hidden areas in our map.

Our goal/the goal of this server is to improve the player’s PvP skills, while creating a fun community where players become friends.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	8242

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mox mc

Avatar, Bending, HACKING, Mining, op prison, Rlcraft, smp, Star Wars, warzone, Youtubers

We are a brand new survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on.Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure!Our claiming system allows you to protect your home and loot from anyone who may try to steal, damage or otherwise grief.We have a live reporting system for players to use should they encounter a bug, need in game help, or need to report someone they feel may be cheating. The report goes straight to the server owner who can handle it asap with no problems.As soon as we have established testing on our custom plugins we will also implement ranks based on time played to reward players who are loyal to our server.We hope to create a small community of players on our server and evolve it based on their suggestions and input

In the future we are also interested in adding more game modes to our network including creative and hardcore survival as well as others.

Other awesome features include :Keep inventory24/7 server uptimeActive owners/adminsIf you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! http://discord.survivewith.usThank you for your time!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RabbidRabbits

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a survival bucket sever, we have mods that help us run the game smoother and easier, but normal players will play the game as intended. we are looking for staff, which must be of the age 18 or older absolutely no exceptions we will have a donation setup allowing you to buy items, ranks etc. be aware this is a straight survival server, we do have some rules which will be posted in game and on our website which will be posted at a later date. please come join us for a good ol’ rabbid time. If youve read this far then be aware we are really desperately looking for staff, of all time zones and gender… age is still a restriction, please the youngest we can go for admin is 17, the youngest we can go for mod is 14. our third owner must be at least 19 or older. we will not bend the rules any further. you may contact us at [email protected] or on the server directly if we are on. or send me a message on here. we will have a website and youtube channel up shortly so keep an eye out for that

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GameCast

Creative

come and join the server is it a creative server we are hoping to add a hub and factions and maybe some other things we dont need staff right now but if we get a lot of players on and people stay active we might start looking for staff members all staff are nice and we would love to have you join the server.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Stride learning

Buildbattle, Creative, Custom MiniGames, Events, family friendly, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes!

Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.

Java IP: mc.stride.gg

Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg (Port: 19132)

Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

>> Survival MP (Towny and McMMO)

>> Creative

>> Clumsy Crew

>> Block Battle

>> More in development, coming soon!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockTown

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

BlockTown is adult run on professionally owned hardware with a 24/7 uptime. We offer a family friendly gaming experience with no whitelist – anyone can join and start building! We use the Towny and iConomy plugins to maximize your gaming experience. You’re welcome to start your own town, and control who can and cannot build in your town. In the towns, you’re also protected from mob damage! The forest brings the unknown of mobs as well as PvP. Want to make more money? No problem! Start your own shop and manage its inventory. Your valuables are also protected in a locked chest. Come join us today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon-minecraf.net

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is survival-Guild server, we are starting but many players play here. Enjoy and have fun from Admin of the server.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.