The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Xalestia Hardcore Survival

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A hardcore survival server to just play minecraft with your friends the server is new a there’s not a lot to it just play and have fun the way you used to

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Void Gems Collected:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Shromis network

AcidIsland, Hard Server, Skyblock

A different Minecraft Server…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HydraSurvival

MCMMO, Survival

HydraSurvival gives the players what they want. Weekly updates with game breaking things! For an example Members have free /fly! Something all players want for free! Donator ranks come with big additions with a little cost. The max being 10 dollars! and the lowest being 2.50! Our player support is unbelievably good! We respond within 12hrs on Discord and 24hrs on our website! And if we don’t we give you a free rank and we fix your problem. We have staff slots too! Make sure you apply on the website! What are you waiting for! Join now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HyperPots – Factions | Fresh Map

Factions

Welcome to HyperPots. 1.8 Factions is a brand new faction server which aims to provide the best possible PvP experience. We try to add new features to keep the server enjoyable. We plan to add new content to the server and would love player feedback on what we should add.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pokelabs

Economy, Land Claim, Pixelmon, Pve Survival, Tech

This server is a work in progress. It is built around a custom modpack with plans for future changes to lighten up the modpack after I make custom mods.

You can download the modpack from the website link or here www.playpokelabs.com

Until i can get the modpack published you will have to download the zip and then import it into your curseforge as a modpack.

Uptime is fine. I took the server down for a few weeks to make some changes.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Solumic

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

**SOLUMIC**

We are a superior Minecraft experience. Solumic is entirely based around community feedback and values.

We have the following servers: – Skyblock

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Grandecraft

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

This is a survival and freebuild server. We have very active suporters and admins, and we are very happy for every new player that visits our server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hershey realms

Auction, Chestshop, Cracked, Custom Enchants, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Player Ranks, Player Warps, Survival

Heshey Realms is an offline mode (aka cracked) semi-vanilla Minecraft server with various commands to assist players, including teleportations, spawning, and warps. The server aims to create lasting memories for players by offering features such as economy, ranks, custom enchantments, voice chat, and jobs. It also has extraordinary events in which players can earn incredible rewards! So connect to Heshey Realms now and come have fun building, grinding, and creating lasting memories!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	608893	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LemonPvP

KitPvP, PvP

A fresh minecraft server with a happy fruit theme about murdering people with medieval weapons so a number with your name next to it on a side bar will increase. Also this server is in Alpha V1.02 so we need people to give feedback. Also also we have a Discord server – https://discord.gg/xM93Quj

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Redraxed cracked

2b2t, Adventure, Anarchy, Balanced Economy, Cracked, free, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

Redraxed is one of the oldest cracked anarchy servers and had been around for 4+ years. It has a deep history including clans and wars. If regular anarchy isn’t your thing we also have creative anarchy where you get access to creative mode and a few custom commands. If you want something new We also have crazy anarchy which is anarchy but with customs plugins that add customs structures events etc.. We have a active mod team discord, and player base so join the fun and become a member of redraxed today.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Asshat Gaming – Vanilla Survival

Survival, Vanilla

The Asshat Gaming Minecraft: Vanilla Survival server is a server offered to the public in the vanilla survival gamemode meant to bring back the nostalgic player experience enjoyed by thousands of people every day. It is hosted by a brand new community of dedicated gamers that seek to provide a fun environment for all to enjoy. Our community, known as “Asshat Gaming”, also hosts a variety of other game servers, as well as Discord and TeamSpeak servers for users to communicate on. Come join us, and have some fun as we grow into something special for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnestriaCraft

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Fun towny survival with custom features and no pay to win model, all ranks ingame have “Donor” perks and everything in the buycraft is purely cosmetic. Experienced Owner and Developer with over 10 years of server managment experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

P.I.T – True Anarchy / Survival (HACKS ALLOWED) 1.20.4

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NO RULES, NO STAFF, NO RESTRICTIONS, NO LIMITS!

WORKS ON MINECRAFT VERSIONS 1.20.4!

P.I.T is a vanilla server where there is nothing holding you back. The world is a playground where anyone can do anything.

There are no rules or restrictions meaning you can play the game however you want to play.

You can play survival alone or with friends. You can team up and take down other players. You can build large castles and kingdoms and rule over it however you wish.

This is a server where you can literally do anything. No one will stop you. No one can report you.

This is true survival.

There is no protected zone, PvP is fully enabled. Houses can be griefed and stolen from. And the world will never be reset.

The world is yours. Do with it as you wish.

Enjoy!

(NEW UPDATE: We now have a server Discord – https://discord.gg/cUhYQpA )

Server IP: pitserver.coTeamspeak:ts.pitserver.coDiscord: https://discord.gg/cUhYQpA

Total player count as of 11/12/2022: 29,036Online since June 2016

*Server will not be reset. The world stays persistent for as many years as possible

**While there are no rules, the law still applies. For this reason scamming players for real money and personal information cannot be accepted. To keep all players safe, anyone found to be scamming will be dealt with.

***This server is massive! The world file is very large and when multiple people are online, they can often be literally millions of blocks away from each other. Because of this, players with slower computers or internet connections may experience performance issues while playing on the server. We try to keep the server as up-to-date as possible though to keep the server running as smooth as possible!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	54
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Club doodad

Economy, Minigames, Parkour, Survival

**No Griefing & Friendly Community**Enjoy a SMP where there are no claims, but also no griefing.A server with tons of friendly players, and a relaxed gamestyle**Non Competitive Gameplay**Chill, have fun ang hangout in the chill 2015 Vibes on Doodad**Moving Parkours**Parkours like you’ve never seen before. Try running up stairs that are moving! /warp stairs**Cookie Slap**A classic minigame, with a twist! At /cookie you can slap your friends around endlesy, on top of a delicious chocolate chip cookie!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GalaxyFactions

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to GalaxyFactions We are like no other server you have played before Our features: Leveling systems with skills 100+ Custom Items 30+ Custom Enchants 1700×800 Custom Warzone Koth Custom bosses Bounties Quests Pets Unique Faction Plugin for a Unique experience Faction Wars Raiding 1.8

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.