The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

m1n3r5

Survival, Towny

m1n3r5.ch is a citybuild server with the opportunity to trade safely and earn extra money through jobs. Additional slots will be gradually unlocked, depending on the number of visitors. This ensures that there is always enough power for the players on the server.

The future and further growth of the server can be decided together with the community. Always according to our motto – grow together & become big!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Rede hat

FullPvP

HAT Network – Disclosure Hello players! Are you looking for a FULLPvP server to have fun? I’m here to introduce you to HatMC, the newest FULLPvP server. The server has the following systems.

RANKUP HARD

MACHINES

SPAWNERS

FRAGMENTS

ALMAS

EVENTS

DRAWINGS

ARENAS

MINAS

MINAPVPAND MUCH MORE…

Looking for YouTubers – VIP FREE on /tempo Come be part Link: https://discord.redehat.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Towns Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dirac

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

The best mini game server. Wide verity of Cool gamemode like Survival and skyblock and much more. So why aren’t you online Come today online 24/7.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ArkOnline

Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a friend’s server in Minehut. The owner’s DiamondFoward, and the staff is really nice and friendly, and they could help you in your Survival Adventure! Play here, survive, do events, and even more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3646
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sanjitlifesteal

Griefing, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the SanjitGaming Lifesteal Server . This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Lifesteal Experience . And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Community .

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FazedMC

PvP, Skyblock

Skyblock/Pvp server. Looking for builder. Still a bit of a work in progress. Friendly staff. Staff almost always on. Very helpful. Welcome new player.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Rising Darkness PvP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

24/7 USA Adults Only Server Owned and operated by an adult player. Looking for Experienced Admin. Must be an adult. We are a PaperSpigot server, Towny-PvP with ability for additional plugins as suggestions come in.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Argencraft

Apocalypse, Bukkit, Economy, Levels, Paper, Pets, RPG, Spigot, Survival

Argentine server, full survival 1.20.2, with levels, bosses, pets and more

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	352216

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreams-Maker

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

A French-speaking Survival/Creative/Skyblock and AcidIsland server! -Secure area against grievance. (One Claim per player unlimited size.) -Access to an economy system. -Staff available and attentive to your needs and suggestions.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCPH Network

Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

MCPH Network is a made by a team of amateurs hoping to get a positive feedback from you players.

MCPH Network currently have a skyblock server, looking for beta testers and help look for bugs, glitches and etc.

Currently looking for staffs~~

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Justicar

The server is 1.8 combat while still keeping the server 1.16.5 and soon 1.17 to keep the spicy new experiences that those beautiful people at microsoft keep gifting us with! Also enchanted golden apples are craft able and in addition the border is 50k! The server is open and it’s semi-anarchy! Feel free to grief/kill/raid or build or do what’d you’d like! Pretty much the only rules consist of not hacking or using any clients that give you an unfair advantage over another player whos playing default client! Come on and start some banter, Start some fights with me in chat and be toxic in chat and start some wars! Have at it folks!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	9212

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Beasteria

Survival

Hello there we are small growing server come and join us and enjoy in our community 🙂 Currently we have RPG Survival server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Rxv forever

4Fun, Anime

Server IP: RXVforever.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Atlantean Tech

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just a simple Survival Server, join us and help us build a community together! Have fun, anti griefing server (we protect your land and ban those who get grief before hand) We have friendly staff and players, we also have towns which you can build a house in if you’d like or just build anywhere you like in the world.

Join the game and you can leave spawn or type /rtp to teleport randomly in the server to somewhere you might see fit for your base/house, we will protect your area if you request it from griefers and if someone does grief you we can revert it back to how it was before. Another thing you can do is we have built many towns and cities you can arrange with us to have a spot to live or build inside the towns or cities and join the community of the town!

The server contains few plugins to keep the server simple like Essentials, Worldguard and more! The server also provides /sethome and custom paintings!

If you have any trouble you can contact us via discord https://discord.gg/nqHYmf8 You can also vote for the server and gain in-game rewards each day such as diamonds, iron ingots, and Wood.

We’d love to have you join us and have fun with survival together! Lots of players join daily and hopefully more to come, and we will do everything we can to help everyone. Our community and server is growing every day!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecord.net – Survival & Miniagems

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Are you looking for a customized 1.13.2 Skyblock / Survival / Vanilla or Creative server? You just found it! We can offer servers with our custom plugins. We have Survival with special world generator, Skyblock with custom modules (such as custom cobble generator), Creative with latest 1.13.2 features or Vanilla server. Our website: https://minecord.net Store: https://store.minecord.net Forum: https://forum.minecord.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!