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The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

BTFO, developers, devs, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, HILL, Horror, horror games, Like.., Lovers, Minecraft, original, remake, SILENT, Silent Hill, silent hill 2, Silent Hill 2 remake, Silent Hill Remake, Silent Hill series, smp, survival horror, survival horror games, video game developers, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7075
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	230
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Emeralds Found:	8273
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2613	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Towns Built:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Star Shards Collected:	288
Enchantments Applied:	67	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	6737
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3228
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5