Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Mines Excavated: 2153 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

    Features:

    • Anti griefing
    • Cross play
    • A welcoming community
    • An active Discord
    • A friendly staff team
    • Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
    Is there an active Discord community? Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Buildings Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

    Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

    That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

    Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…
    Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Gods Slained: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ChewCraftersAnonymous

    ChewCraftersAnonymous
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

    Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

    HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlockPartyJoy

    BlockPartyJoy
    Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

    WiretapCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

    So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Buildings Constructed: 50

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

    PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

    we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

    you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Potions Brewed: 193 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

    SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

    we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

    people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

    elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

    join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

    Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    World Map Click here
    Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
    Discord to Minecraft Chat Connect with the community through Discord
    Active community & staff Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
    No /tpa, /home, etc. Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
    Enforced Rules Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

    How to Join

    You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

    To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

    2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    The server is for players aged 16 and above.

    3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

    There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

    4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

    Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

    5. Is the server free from lag?

    Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server

    Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Zelda to get her act together and be the hero we all know she can be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Zelda has finally found her calling as a master builder! Join us and help her create epic castles, dungeons, and maybe even rescue a few princesses along the way (sorry Mario, you’re on your own this time). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Zelda what she’s been missing out on all these years!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Crops Grown: 9035
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Alien Abductions: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

    mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

    We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LabTestLineCutters

    LabTestLineCutters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

    Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

    NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockyControversy2030

    BlockyControversy2030
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 204 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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