The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Emeralds Found:	2101	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	53
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3100	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6587	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	4917	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1101
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Farms Harvested:	923	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8545
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	6760
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3763
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	1624
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club