The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Farms Harvested:	415
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

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mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crops Grown:	9088	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Animals Bred:	150	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	171584
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	168	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	238142
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Votes:	1954
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net